baby goth boy revisited

j: What are you going to do with that broken dvd player?
d: I don't know.
j: I think that you should drag it around by the cord like a pet on a leash. You could take it with you where ever you go.
d: Really?
j: Yeah. You could take it to work with you. You know how they have take your daughter to work day? Maybe they'll have take your pet dvd player to work day. Just don't forget to leave a bowl of food out in your cubicle for it.