The Profoundness of Scatological Quips

f: i'm just a pile of poo with a mouth.

{no, i'm not being gross, i'm being, well..me, in my usual self-deprecating way.}

k: laughs.

f: actually, wait, that's quite profound.

k: (whah??)

f: no, really, think about it. NO, think about it.

{silence}

k: you mean like "...all we are is dust in the wind"?

{silence}

f: yea, kinda. yes, that's it!

{i'm rather impressed with myself}