Hi. My name is Amy and I have a thang for gray tic tacs.

the cat: {off in the distance, claws clicking on the hardwood floor}

the husband: " i hear a gray and white tic tac."

me: "a what?"

the husband: "you heard me."

me: {narrows eyes}

the husband: "what's wrong? are you thinking about the fact that you also drive a gray tic tac?"

me: {downcast eyes}