Watch Out, Pink Pants Wearers! Ian the Fashion Police is on the Case.

i: “is that man wearing pink pants?”

a: “unfortunately. melon to be exact. that’s just wrong.”

i: “no one should wear pink pants.”

{silence}

i: “doesn’t jimmy wear pink pants?”

a: “yea, but jimmy can get away with that because he’s so cute.”

{silence}

a: {laughing} “you know, my dad wore pink pants with a flowered shirt on his first date with my mom.”

i: “in the 70s?”

a: “yep.”

i: “well, that’s different.”

i: “today, pink pants are as fashionable as wearing flan.”